I’m sorry I cheated!

I’m sorry I cheated and skimmed through the entire Clockwork Princess, picking the parts which mentioned Jem, conversations between Jem and Tessa, Tessa and Will, Will and Jem. And the three of them together.

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I CHEATED, AND I AM SO SORRY, I WON’T CHEAT EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE. This time has brought me extreme grief, god there is no gif for it. And a little excitement, only to be crushed again more severely. And then hope, and then despair, despair, more despair.

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I promise I’ll read the whole thing and cut another hole in my heart again in the process. But I’m dying to know.

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But on the other hand:

Tessa, you lucky bitch. “Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.”

Jem, I love you.

Will, charming as always.

Magnus. You are perfect.

And that is my ship, all four of them, although Magnus is optional.

Will x Tessa x Jem is my OT3 forever and ever, as long as Tessa shall live. 

One thing I hate the most is being played for a fool. I’m smarter than you think I am.

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I feel like everyone suddenly went full asshole today, myself included. With the exception of a grand total of one person, everyone managed to piss me off .

Barney’s One and Only Rule

* Never bet on a team from Cleveland. If your country doesn’t manufacture at least one car then it’s not a country. Never attend a ballet. If it was recorded after 1991 it’s not a good song. Don’t go over to a bro’s place for “beers and brats” – there won’t be any chicks there. Never read a book with more than 250 pages. Traffic laws do not apply when driving a rental car. Never hit on a military man’s girlfriend… unless she’s clearly begging for it, or like, super hot. If a chick says she’s only looking for a good time, get it in writing. Never trust a dude who can play the mandolin. Always look both ways before crossing the street. Never agree to meet someone’s friend who is described as “full of life” – that means she’s over 300 pounds. Never wear jeans to a strip club. Avoid tall chicks. When you’re attending a friend’s birthday at a bar, always “forget” to bring your wallet. When questioned by authorities, your name is Theodore Mosby. Never pass up an opportunity to use a pun. If you can’t use your hands, it isn’t a sport. Only idiots purchase extended warranties. Always ask before trying to high-five the President. Reusable grocery bags are for sissies. Never lend your hirsute neighbor your hedge trimmers. At the airport, choose the X-ray belt with the fastest security agents, not the shortest line. Always shout “Cannonball!” before entering a pool or other body of water. No matter how many boobs the HBO version of the book shows, it’s still super dorky. Never register for a class with a lab component. Never date a chick with more than two pets. If you have to go to court, wear a robe and magistrate’s wig to throw the judge off his game. Never eat an animal that can water ski. If something awesome happened, I – Barney Stinson - was there.

(Source: cbs.com)